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約吃飯...這樣誠意有夠?「超巨白木瓜半邊掉出來」彷彿看到...小頭凍未條:必須打包處裡




如果有人約你吃飯,怎麼樣判斷對方有沒有誠意
很簡單,看他的穿著

有人在臉書「爆廢公社」裡分享一張照片,說
「美眉約我吃晚餐
試問醬的情況,我怎樣吃東西呢?」


然後照片裡的美眉長這樣↓↓↓
約吃飯...這樣誠意有夠?「超巨白木瓜半邊掉出來」彷彿看到...小頭凍未條:必須打包處裡
(圖/報廢公社)

欸欸欸欸這位小姐你會不會太過分了!!
把笑臉拿掉點點應該都要跑出來了吧
弄成這樣我在螢幕前面我也沒辦法吃東西了啦!

這太誇張了,到底有沒有誠意!
必須要處理一下,趕快來問網友意見

「傻瓜馬上喊服務員:結帳 打包!帶回房間吃了啊」
「首先喝母奶」
「不要吃太飽,等等太過激烈會溢奶」
「大小通吃」
「在預告你等一下該幹嘛」
「現在先吃飽,回家才有體力做粗活」
「如果凍袂條先吃人再吃東西」
「吃了再說」


有無碼版本ㄇ
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